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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 03:10

Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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So they tried
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
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So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
Then came..
Veritatis voluptatem autem enim similique quo quasi magnam tempora.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Still no good
Everyone loved it.
No go.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
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